Rustler (Grand Theft Horse)

Rustler (Grand Theft Horse) is a tribute to the first games in the GTA series. Top-down gameplay coupled with a historically accurate medieval setting. You play as a Guy whose parents were too lazy, since they didn’t even come up with a good name for him. You will learn about feudal injustice, witch hunts and great tournaments. You will meet gallant, but impossibly stupid knights. You will go through many sophisticated and sometimes absurd tasks and assignments, or you may even hammer the nail into the story and wreak havoc in cities and villages. Ride on a stolen horse, or on your own two feet. Fight with swords or get a crossbow. The whole game is imbued with humor in the spirit of Monty Python.

The game world is filled with humor, anachronism and pop culture references. Have you been fined for parking your horse in the wrong place? But here they can. Fight with spears, swords, pitchforks, clubs and crossbows. Want something cooler? Holy grenades to the rescue. And horses. Nothing kills as surely as a hoof on the skull.

You are a simple peasant. And you need to use your brains to win the Great Tournament. Make strange alliances, betray your enemies, dig up dinosaur skeletons and watch the development of an intriguing and light plot. The bard can become your personal newsreader. Not only will he not leave you, but even in the bloodiest skirmishes he will change the tune to suit the situation. Or you can demand it yourself, just press your fist on his nose. A couple of times.

Let cows fly, dress up as a guard or even Death himself. Accidentally smoke a joint, use a spray to paint a masterpiece in the garden, kill half the city, and then survive a raid by the entire garrison. And this is only a small part of what the game has to offer.

Game Features:

• Concentrated madness in the spirit of the first games in the GTA series.
• The medieval setting is a mixture of historical accuracy and black humor.
• You can always win half a kingdom. It's enough to wrap everyone around your finger.
• Plot? Welcome. Chaos and madness? There are plenty of them too.